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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?","punchline":"He couldn't see himself doing it","id":51}

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{"type":"programming","setup":"I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.","punchline":"They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.","id":399}

{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}

{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}

{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}

{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":319}

{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid cross the playground?","punchline":"To get to the other slide.","id":327}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?","punchline":"Lil Caesars","id":164}

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