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Pierre-Louis Hus-Desforges was a French cellist, conductor and composer. He is sometimes incorrectly referred to as \"Pierre-Louis Hus-Desforges Jarnowick\".
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Juncus phaeocephalus, the brown-headed rush, is native mostly along the coast of California, north to Oregon and Washington. It grows in moist seeps and shallow wet soil.
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