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Schoenus tesquorum is an aquatic sedge belonging to the family Cyperaceae, commonly known as the grassy bog-rush or the soft bogsedge. It is native to southeastern Australia and can be found in various wetland sites. tesquorum comes from the Latin tesqua, meaning 'of rough or wild regions'.
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